corporateaccount:

thefinnishprince:

corporateaccount:

walmarts:

corporateaccount:

hey

I peel bananas from the “correct” side which is unconventional and it makes me feel superior

i microwave my banananas for 999 minutes and burn my hands trying to peel them

wouldnt the banana like

explode

i don’t give a shit

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drunktrophywife:

braig:

cyberpagan:

why do people think louis from 1d is ugly 

which one is louis

The ugly one

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sashaforthewin:

unclewhisky:

clannyphantom:

if ur hair covers ur boobs u have mermaid hair and u are a mermaid i dont make the rules

As a man with a hairy chest, I was very, very confused by this post for about ten seconds.

You are a mermaid, sir

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magui-gui:

when u and ur friends look fresh af

image

(via epic-humor)

sunsgodown:

true friends don’t judge each other

they judge other people

together

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mellowminty:

i’d really like some wireless waterproof earbuds for shower time

(via disowns)

zootedboy:

if we skyping best believe im looking at myself in that lil window not u

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mozzarellaqueen:

messing up horribly but you’re still cute

image

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bipolarkirkland:

stop saying “male/female pronouns”
just say he/she pronouns
pronouns aren’t gendered holy shit how many times does it have to be said
it makes me so fucking uncomfortable when people say “use male/female pronouns for me” b/c ?????? that doesn’t tell me what pronouns to use. sorry.

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1degrees:

Chemistry more like cheMYSTERY because i have no idea what’s going on

acidicmoons ahhaahhaha chem life

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