snazziest:

Siri find me some self confidence

(via beyoncevevo)

destielfricklefrackle:

have you ever had to restart a song because you spaced out and weren’t appreciating it enough

(via lifeisonebigmess)

butttom:

drake tryna get up from the chair after nicki leaves

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(via sniffing)

perfectlydreadful:

White People: The Middle East is so barbaric. They’ll cut off a person’s hand just for stealing!

White People when an unarmed black kid is murdered by police in America: Yeah, but he shoplifted some cigarillos, so…

(via thisblogisnotgovernmentapproved)

ickno:

dont interrupt me while Im masturbating fucking rude

communistbakery:

the statistic saying how much butter was eaten each year was misleading because it included fake butter in the poll. it looks like the surveyors made a margarineal error

(via thisbefandomonium)

sclez:

sweetbuttandhellabooty:

can we just take a moment and think about the time my dad accidentally made a fried egg that looked exactly like africa

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i’m the most impressed by the fact the egg also has madagascar

madeggascar

(via punkmonksteven)

awwww-cute:

I reached my hand out with the intention of petting her, and what I got was the most adorable handshake I’ve ever received

(via zackisontumblr)

thetowndrugdealer:

how are dogs always so happy when the economy is a mess??

(via allteensrelate)

villarrr:

THIS HAS ALWAYS BEEN MY FAVORITE THING

villarrr:

THIS HAS ALWAYS BEEN MY FAVORITE THING

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

neyruto:

my cat wont play football do you think he is gay

(via michaxl)

  • me: I need sleep
  • book:
  • me:
  • book:
  • me:
  • book:
  • me: Okay, just one more chapter.